Episode One: Studying for His First AP United States History Test.
Amelia: Linus, give me the definition of the word "graft".
Linus: To have graft in the past.
*Amelia and her mother exchange blank stares*
Linus, realizing he must be wrong: Ohhhhhh. I thought you meant "graftuh".
*Amelia and her mother attempt to laugh but fail*
+++Ten Minutes Later+++
Amelia: Linus. If you want to do well on this test there is no such thing as being "done studying". You have to study every night.
Linus, shocked and appalled: What?! That's called communist!....ism.